Leif: mom goes into withdrawl
Lon: Dallas appologizes, they appol. get back together.
x: oh yeah.
Lon: we should make this serious. bc this is a serious book. don't laugh.
Here is a transcript of the most recent book club.
X: mom is crazy. put ben mom is crazy.
Leif: don't laugh. Oh wait, we forgot about Lambeer.
Lon: ben dies. And his brother gives a speech.
Leif: graduation.
Lon: ben's brother. and dallas move in together.
Lon: I call Dallas. Oh wait, no, that would make it funny.
X: I'll be ben.
Leif: I'll be all the parts.
Mila: I'll be dallas as long Xavier isn't ben.
X: nope, I'm ben. She overexagerates a lot.
Lon: you're not even going to act out a sex scene. he's not even going to make sex noise. All have to say is, that was sex.
Mil: I'm not doing that.
Leif: come on you guys.
X: wait why, why.
Mila: because you're disgusting.
Leif: no we can't make the sex scene really long
Lon: yeah, bc it's not a big part at all.
Leif: yeah, tha's not even big at all.
Leif: can one of you guy just please be dallas. Ok, can someone else be ben.
X: oh yeah, Mila would love it if you're ben, Leif.
Leif: fine, I'll be ben.
x: can I be dallas?
Leif: no.
Lon: Leif or me should be ben. fine I'll be ben.
Leif: I'll be asshole Lambeer, and I hate Malcolm X and I'm super racist.
Lon: Okay, right here, I'll write characters. Ben-London. What is Xavier. Dallas-Meadow. Xavier is cody.
X: mila should be the desperate person. I suck as Cody.
Leif: all you have to do run really fast and pass the ball to London. Xavier is Cody and Sooner. You could be Sooner, Mila.
X: no, it would have to be a desperate person.
Leif: what, what do you mean?
Lon: Xavier, why you trying to insult her.
X: how is that insulting?
Leif: you're calling her desperate?
X: I got it from London
Leif: and you're making her be the most desperate person in the book? That's kind of insulting.
X: I got it form London.
Lon: Xavier who else are you?
X: I'm sooner.
Leif: can you be Rudy.
Mila: I'll be the therapist and the doctor.
X: wait, who's london. Oh, London's ben.
Discussion of whether this is too short.
Lon starts to review the parts.
Lon: Doctor tells him he's gonna die.
Leif: Mila, tell London he's gonna die.
Mila: you have less than a year to die.
Lon: I'm gonna join the football team, track sucks. We're going out now.
Leif: say I'm you're therapist.
X: I raped people.
Lon: when you were a little kid, you got raped. then you raped someone.
Lon
X: Ben was very nice, and brave. he was good at football and good at track.
Leif:say, he was no coward.
X: he was an "undergrad"(?) at football.
lon: whatever, okay. And then Dallas and Xavier hook up.
Mila: they move in together. they could move in together without hooking up, it's called roommates.
Lon: he's gonna like babysit her kid
X: no, I can't do that.
Lon: whatever, okay, just do that.
Leif: do not laugh at the sad parts. bc it's like really sad and it actually happens.
x: I thought the test was false, I thought it was fake.
Leif: he didn't think was ben was gonna die.
Lon: this was really not a happy ending.
Leif: so many people died.
Lon: i think its messed up that his brother is moving in with dallas.
Mila: I don't think it's messed up, I think its like his true love.
Lon: that's the last page. Dallas and cody go on a run. going to the same college.
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